Dear beginner, technology frightened soul, wayward one afraid you’ll screw it up

Ok look it. I am you. I know you. I get you. Everytime I get a new app I stare at  it and wonder why I’m so dumb that I can’t figure it out. It’s like there’s an “ON” button that everyone else sees that magically my brain can’t seem to discover. So I stare and I stare. Then I stare some more. And yup, I turn the app off.

So the idea of getting my photos, audio and videos into some form of organization throws me into supreme panic. I literally want to reach for scotch and a Xanax. I don’t do order. I don’t do structure. I hyperventilate at the thought of folders and spreadsheets. I create things. I do not coordinate or house them. And yes, It’s embarrassing when others seem to gravitate to technology with such relative ease and I don’t.

Good news my disorganized flock of seagull friends. Starchive does it for you. 

Literally. I’m not bullshitting you. If Tyler can find order you can too. You sign up for the app, hit upload and Bob’s your uncle … your files start to find themselves. I tell you, that Peter Agelasto is a cross between Beehtoven and Steve Jobs.

If Apple and Dropbox had a baby it’s name would be Starchive.

How? You see when you put media files into Starchive they find connections and connections make you organized. It’s some sort of martian AI metadata stuff Peter has dreamed up. All I know is that it works and I can find my files. And after ten years of podcasting and a lifetime of abstract painting I have a lot of files.

One more thing … It’s actually fun. It’s like watching all your little kids (media files) form relationships. You actually enjoy the act of getting organized. So literally all you have to do is take a page out of the NIKE handbook … “Just Do It.”

Upload your files into Starchive and watch the magic happen. It’s not work. It’s fun

Do More. Creating.

The other Tyler the Creator

There are no screw ups in Starchive.

Calling all creatives!

Calling all creatives!

You’re an artist and your gigs have been canceled. You’re a manager scrambling to support your artists during this unprecedented time. You’re a content creator stuck at home staring at your stacks of hard drives and thinking about what to do next. What can you be doing to set yourself up for success right now?

How long will it take to upload my media to the cloud?

How long will it take to upload my media to the cloud?

If you’re looking to move your media into the cloud, you might be wondering how long you’re going to have to babysit your upload. Three minutes? Three hours? Three years? To help you get a sense of how long it will take, here are five things you need to know about upload.

Anatomy of an Upload

Anatomy of an Upload

Why does it take so long to upload to the cloud? Upload is more than just sending information from one place to another, and there are numerous factors that play into upload time. Here’s a handy overview of what goes into an upload to help you estimate how long it might take to move your media into the cloud.

Calling all creatives!

Calling all creatives!

You’re an artist and your gigs have been canceled. You’re a manager scrambling to support your artists during this unprecedented time. You’re a content creator stuck at home staring at your stacks of hard drives and thinking about what to do next. What can you be doing to set yourself up for success right now?

How long will it take to upload my media to the cloud?

How long will it take to upload my media to the cloud?

If you’re looking to move your media into the cloud, you might be wondering how long you’re going to have to babysit your upload. Three minutes? Three hours? Three years? To help you get a sense of how long it will take, here are five things you need to know about upload.

Anatomy of an Upload

Anatomy of an Upload

Why does it take so long to upload to the cloud? Upload is more than just sending information from one place to another, and there are numerous factors that play into upload time. Here’s a handy overview of what goes into an upload to help you estimate how long it might take to move your media into the cloud.

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